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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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