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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

Tina Fey

Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Final Good Gravitate Kid Learning School Something Toward
I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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Children College Humour Insanity Proceed Stress Surround
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Bad Ecveryonbe Feel Fraud Realize Trying
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Amazed Constantly Funny Humor People
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Bar High People Start Time
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Confidence Disproportionate Funny Look Parent Raise Thank
This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Embarrassment Failure Feet Okay Spine Survive Understand Weight
The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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Achieve Arm Athlete Closet Country Doll Made People Person President Scientist
I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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Designer Fashion Tell Wear Wise
Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Part Problem Solutions Whatever
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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Back Bad Fan Pie Remember Think Thinking Weekend Well
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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Confidence Delusion Hard Percent Ten Thinking Want Work
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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