Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
TINA FEYIn a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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