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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

Tina Fey

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Day Drinking Delicate Drinking Full Go Time
Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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Adult Bunch Creepier Nothing Quiet
I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Amazing Four Gay Good Look Lot Movie Nobody Seen Star Team
It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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Attempt Celebrity Country Funny Hime Magical People Report Won
Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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Afterward Figures Hate Saying Yes
A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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Ask Christmas Clinical Each Feign Husband Read Some Study Talk Taught Tree
I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Amount Conflict Fight Fighting Like Passion Same Thing Think Thinking Tremendous
The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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Achieve Arm Athlete Closet Country Doll Made People Person President Scientist
Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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Answer Difficult Itself Present Sometimes Stail
‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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Accusatory All Ask Constant Dream Eye Job Juggle Look Mother People
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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Ageism Face Funny Motivational Inspirational Lookism Sexism Unsolicited Witty Workplace
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Career Obstacles Part Problem Solution Witty
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Change Confidence Motivational Opinion Self Esteem Waste
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
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Adjective Blorfit Excite Little Mean Mostly Stress Witty
If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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Answer Better Energy Ignore Jerky Nove Outpace People Way
Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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Anything Attach Lety Thing Write

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

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