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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.

Tina Fey

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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Confidence Delusion Hard Hilarious Percent Ten Work
The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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Achieve Arm Athlete Closet Country Doll Made People Person President Scientist
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Inspirational Mistake Opportunity Successful
I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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Deal Hilarious Know Men Other Think Women
I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Amazing Four Gay Good Look Lot Movie Nobody Seen Star Team
It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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Cast Celebrity Country Funny Guy Humor Movie Play Report Role Small Walk Wife Women
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Bridge Bridges Even Guard Overrated Say Seen Troll Witty
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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Crazy Done Great Like Look Makeup Overcome Photoshop Witty
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Confidence Disproportionate Funny Look Parent Raise Thank
A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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Ask Christmas Clinical Each Feign Husband Read Some Study Talk Taught Tree
Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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Age Attempt Decision Easier History Myself Space Stories
Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Another Boy Boys Country Gorgeous Interested People Person Play Problem White
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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Back Bad Fan Pie Remember Think Thinking Weekend Well
You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Being Control Nervous Thing
When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Actor Celebrity Example Girl Good Look Memorize People Picture
An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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Country Funny Government Humor Include Interim Job Minister Set Whom Women

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.

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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.

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