He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThe day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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