He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThe day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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