I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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