This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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