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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.

Shaquille O'Neal

When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Back Does Each Game Need Other Step When Come
The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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Basketball Country Day Do Enough Family Fun Kid Problem Station To
Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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Basketball Brek Fifty Happy Lose Matter Point Record Score Sixty Star Stat Win
But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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Basketball Big Down Enough No One Only Slow System Thing Three Two
Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Bring Face Here Let Punch Stronger Tell
I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Always Basketball Change Country Irish Read
He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Do General Get Impeach President Say Unless Want What
A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Buy Jealous Keep Little Lot Myself Time Toy Two
I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Confidence Country People Person Terminator
I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Better Done Game Guy Label People Saw Soccer Ugly Weird
I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Aristotle Big Country Person Referee
Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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Do Eight Guy Nothing Play Talk Want
Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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Do Excellence Habit Repeatedly
Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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Better Call Country Film Last Night People Person School Shoot Some Think
I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Another Flop Just Kno Man Medicine Message Play Take

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.

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