When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALA lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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