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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.

Shaquille O'Neal

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Body Both Needle Ouch Say Stick Take
My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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Focus Secret Stay
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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Always Country Goes Hero Nothing People Person Sandwich Say Try
He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Do General Get Impeach President Say Unless Want What
I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Country Earthling Face Faze Flagrant Make never Person Planet
I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Beat Dominant Every Night Up
This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Change Dominant Ever Guy Legacy Meeting Most Player Rule Secret
I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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Happen Head Know Plus Put Rain Sexy Thing
Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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Country Like People Person Place Quote Reporter Yeah
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Always Bagel Ball Come Early Eat Microwave Moming Shot Stay
I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Earthing Mental Strength
I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Children Father Listen Mother Urge
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Ass Basketball Everyone Go Hand Just Know Let Want
A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Date Finish Flower Candy Know Lot Mean People Start
I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Back Basketball Beat Chop Energy Get Keep Need Rest Some Tired Tree Up
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say

Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.

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