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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.

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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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The measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who…have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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What my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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The flagrantly gay Quentin Crisp dealt with homophobic bullying by refusing to bow to its onslaught. His number listed in the phone directory, he responded to derogatory remarks accompanied with a stated intent to kill him by asking, “Would you like to make an appointment?”
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If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.
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