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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

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Get Laid Man Screw Women
I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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Eat Glad Hate Like Peas Them
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Favour Frequently Little Messy Overrated Say Unnecessary Vastly
To live in the past is to miss today’s opportunities and tomorrow’s blessings.
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Blessing Live Miss Opportunity Pass Today Tomorrow
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Between Both Enemy One Only Regularly Sex Side Sleep War Which
Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
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Absolute Appear Get Manner Swine Want Way
And were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man’s soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.
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Diagonality Garden Left Look Lost Originality Other Right Soul Were
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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Failure First May Style Success
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Bullying Country Directory Flagrantly Gay Homophobic Listed Number Onslaught People Person Phone Refuse
Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
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After Dirt Four Get never Sweep Worse Year
Happiness is the only thing I understand.
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Happiness One Liner Only Thing Understand
Vice is its own reward.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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I never say ‘No’ to anything.
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never No Nothing Say
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Accept Already Also Emotional Expression Inevitable Masturbation Natural Outlet Regard Self

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