I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
OZZY OSBOURNEI’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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What is the world coming to?
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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