I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
OZZY OSBOURNEI knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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