Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRAWhatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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