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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.

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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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Fix Stupid
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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