Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
P. J. O'ROURKE
P. J. O'ROURKE
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Bill Clinton is not a hypocrite. If a man believes that it is just and moral to redistribute wealth, there is nothing hypocritical in his attempts to redistribute some of that wealth to himself.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that’s when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The people who despise America are the editors of the ‘New Statesman.’ Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Why do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
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