Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the Indians for subsidizing Pilgrim maize production with fish head fertilizer grants.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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