“The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.”

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.

I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.

I’ve given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.

The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that’s how they want you.

The truth of anything doesn’t matter anymore. What’s right doesn’t matter. What makes economic common sense doesn’t matter. I’m blue in the face over it.

The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks known in politics, and they get praised for it.

If you commit a crime, you’re guilty.

Nobody in a leadership level in American politics is trying to inspire the American people. Everybody needs to be goosed. The vast majority of people are not self-starters.

Life is busy. There are daily concerns and obligations that have to be met, and to take time to think about how precious and special a human life is that you only get one, and that every wasted minute is lost. You can’t get it back.

Well, come gather around and I’ll sing you a song, about a crazy old world that’s coming along.

We come into the world alone and we die alone.

We have to be strong, for the ones that came before us, and the ones who are yet to come.

Love me fearlessly for everything I am and all the things I come with.

Stay down till you come up, I been sticking to that theory.

Death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.

Great things are coming for those who believe in their prayer.

I am waiting for the day, To find someone come and rescues me.