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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

Alan Kooi Simpson

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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Better Demand Do Meet Need Now Way
If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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Honesty Integrity Matter Nothing
Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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heavy High Humility Road Traffic Travel Trouble
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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Allow Anarchy Decay Freedom Individual One Our Point Profess Religion Society
He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Band Million Resilience Rubber
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Confess Enough Eventually Statistic Truth Virtue
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Artificial Category Come Commitment Goal Job Man Measure Performance Realize Share Woman
Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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Christmas Grandchildren Present Thank Write
I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women
It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Call Care Itself Matter Present Sustain
So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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Expense Fair Government Necessary Provide Refugee Responsible Share
Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Liberty Loss Slippery Slope Toward
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend

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