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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

Alan Kooi Simpson

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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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Christmas Grandchildren Present Thank Write
Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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