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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

Alan Kooi Simpson

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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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Christmas Grandchildren Present Thank Write
It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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