Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
ALAN JAY LERNERIf you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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I could have danced all night!
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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