If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
ALAN JAY LERNERIf you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
ALAN JAY LERNERThere even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
ALAN JAY LERNERThe winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
ALAN JAY LERNERAll to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
ALAN JAY LERNERDon’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
ALAN JAY LERNERSnow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
ALAN JAY LERNERPull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
ALAN JAY LERNEREngland still will be here without you.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
ALAN JAY LERNERPleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERStay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
ALAN JAY LERNERMud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
ALAN JAY LERNERIt’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
ALAN JAY LERNERBack home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
ALAN JAY LERNER