Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
ALAN JAY LERNERMud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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I could have danced all night!
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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