We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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