One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
ALAN BENNETTA composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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