I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
ALAN BENNETTThe days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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