Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
ALAN BENNETTThey may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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The best moments in reading are when you come across something – a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things – which you had thought special and particular to you.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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