I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
AL YANKOVICIf money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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