I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
AL YANKOVICIf money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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