You fake something until you’re good at it.
AL YANKOVICSome people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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