You fake something until you’re good at it.
AL YANKOVICPop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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