He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
AL YANKOVICPeople that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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