People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.

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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’

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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!

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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.

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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.

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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.

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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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