I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
AL YANKOVICI start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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