I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
AL YANKOVICSo that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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