Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
AL YANKOVICEvery night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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