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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

Al Yankovic

Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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