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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

Al Yankovic

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

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