I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
AL YANKOVICI don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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