I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
AL YANKOVICSo I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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