If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
AL YANKOVICProbably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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