Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
AL YANKOVICProbably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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