I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
AL YANKOVICMy own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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