That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
AL MCGUIREThe only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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A team should be an extension of a coach’s personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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I’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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Don’t be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
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When I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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You measure a player from the head up.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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