I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
AL MCGUIREThey call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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The people who know basketball, their elevators don’t go to the top.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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So they should make a great effort, a Mount Everest type effort, to live up to their potential. Success is a communal type thing.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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Help one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
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The world is run by C students
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