I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKENHumor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
More Al Franken Quotes
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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