My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
AL FRANKENMinnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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