I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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