Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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