When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
AL GOLDSTEINMarried sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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For me, the Church is the enemy.
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