I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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