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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

Al Franken

People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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