I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
AL FRANKENI feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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