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Al Franken

I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKEN

Administration Ball Invite Perk
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKEN

Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Actually Bad Good Grown Help Love One Understanding Up
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Fight Government Net Neutrality Out Sell
The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Advice Important Simply Think
And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Bise Dry Kill Mainstream Media Other Person Problem These
They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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Care College Country Decline Health Home Kid Pay Scare Send Serve Try Value Worry
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
AL FRANKEN

Back Do Get Home Involve Move Next Politics Run Thing
I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
AL FRANKEN

Devote Enough Lifetime People
Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Bias Couple Liberal Mainstream Media Thing
As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
AL FRANKEN

Discourse Economy Engine Forum Innovation Media Political Powerful Source
You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
AL FRANKEN

Delete Dominant Establish Facebook Opinion Political Really Social Spend World Year
People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
AL FRANKEN

Hell Illness Lost Loved Mental One People Severer
I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Assent Democracy Hope Laughter Realize
The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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Ability Business Corporation Customer Internet Level Playing Powerful Reach Same Small Truly

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