I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENGoogle might be doping the horses.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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