Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
AL FRANKENBut adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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