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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.

Al Franken

I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Behalf Deep Feel Life Limb Men Obligation Our Risk Women
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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